MissAll

The PUBG bot that watches every match your Discord server plays, and has opinions about it.

Match reports with a story, player cards, streaks, records, rivalries, leaderboards and a weekly recap. Every number comes with a verdict, and the verdicts roast the play, never the person.

Add to your server Login
  1. Add MissAll to your Discord server and pick the channel for match reports here.
  2. Everyone who wants in types !trackme YourPubgName.
  3. Play. The report lands a few minutes after the match ends.

After every match

The squad gets a report: the numbers, a story of how it went, an award for everyone, and any record or streak the match produced.

MissAll BOT

Played Squad on Erangel at 26-10-14 21:12 for 31 minutes. (Use '!match 4182' for details)
Winner, winner, chicken dinner! 🍗🐔

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| Player             | Time alive | Kills | Assists | Knocks | Damage | Revives |
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| Anna               | 31:02      |     7 |       2 |      6 |    912 |      2 |
| Bob                | 24:47      |     1 |       3 |      1 |    204 |      0 |
| Carl               | 31:02      |     4 |       1 |      3 |    618 |      1 |
| Eve                | 28:15      |     2 |       2 |      2 |    377 |      1 |
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🪂 The squad hot-dropped Pochinki with three other teams, and it showed. Anna drew first blood 40 seconds after landing, knocking a stranger with an S12K. Bob was first to hit the floor, 30 seconds later, and went on to be knocked three times. Bob, Anna has stopped counting. Halfway through, Carl looted an AWM from a care package and hit a 412 m headshot with it. The circle closed on Mylta Power, where Anna sealed the 🍗 by finishing the last enemy with a frag grenade, on 6 HP.

  • Anna is a beast!! Killed 7 which is more than anyone else in that game!
  • Bob, seems confused? picked up 12 different weapons during the game...
  • Carl rode 3 570m in vehicles.
  • Eve went Grey's Anatomy and revived 1, what a hero!

🚨 NEW RECORD — Carl: 412 m kill (old best 288 m). The bullet had time to file a flight plan.
🔥 Anna has made the top 10 in 5 matches in a row. Consistency is terrifying.

Ask it anything

Type a command in any channel the bot can read. Add @someone to look at a friend instead.

!me

Your player card: the last 50 matches, a title, and a verdict on the numbers that stand out against the rest of the server.

🎖️ Anna — "The Fragger"
Last 50 matches · Squad mostly · Erangel addict (46%)

🍗 Wins        6 (12%)
🔟 Top 10      27 (54%)
🔫 Kills/match 2.3         — The lobby has started warning each other about Anna.
💥 Avg damage  318         — Damage numbers that look like phone numbers.
⏱️ Survival    17m 40s
🩹 Revives     21

!form

The last 10 matches at a glance, the streaks still running, and whether you're getting better or worse.

Bob — last 10 (newest first)
🟢 🟢 ⚪ 🍗 💀 🟢 ⚪ 💀 🟢 ⚪

🔥 Top-10 streak: 2
🎯 Matches with a kill: 4
📈 Trending up: 1.9 kills/match vs 1.2 before. Somebody has been practising in secret.

!leaderboard

Server rankings by kills, K/D, damage, wins, top 10s, longest kill or revives, for the week, the month or all time. Plus a shame board.

🏆 Kills — this week (The Pan Squad)

🥇 Anna      41 — certified menace
🥈 Carl      29
🥉 Eve       17
 4. Bob        6 — present, technically

!nemesis and !victims

Who keeps taking you down, and who you keep taking down. If it's someone on your own server, it says so.

😈 Bob's nemeses

1. xXSweatLordXx   6 times — knows your landing spots better than you do.
2. the blue zone   4 times — never misses, never gloats.
3. Dave            3 times (in this server. Awkward.)

!chemistry

Who you play best with, measured by how you do with them against without them. The worst partner is only ever sent to you privately.

🧪 Eve's chemistry (last 80 team matches)

💘 Best partner: Anna (34 matches together)
  Kills/match 1.8 with, 1.1 without. Anna is your lucky charm.
  Avg place #6 with, #14 without.

!records

Every personal best, with the map and date it was set. New records are announced in the match report the moment they fall.

!story

The full story of a match, retold by the commentator persona your server picked.

!latest and !match

Your last 10 matches, and the full stats for any one of them.

Every Monday morning

A recap of the server's week: the MVP, the chickens, the best and worst moments, and who didn't show up.

📰 Week 42 in review — The Pan Squad

37 matches · 4 🍗 · 112 kills · 1 team kill (Bob)

🏅 MVP: Anna. 41 kills, 3 chickens, and a 7 kills personal record. Unreasonable.
🍗 Chicken count: Anna 3, Carl 3, Eve 1
💀 Most likely to die first: Bob, 9 times. Bob is our canary.
🤦 Death of the week: Bob stood in the red zone. Bold choice.
🔭 Sniper: Carl, a 412 m kill.
Quietest member: Frank (0 matches). Frank, the parachute is waiting.

House rules

  • It roasts the play, never the person. Jokes are about aim, landing spots and gravity. Nothing else.
  • Good news is loud. Records and chickens get the caps lock. Bad streaks get sympathy, mostly.
  • No stat without enough matches. Three matches isn't a career, it's a rumour.
  • No public fights. Your worst teammate stays between you and the bot.

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